You Know You Love Me

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
i-aint-even-bovvered
deprofundisclamoadte

wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because “average civilian is dating Batman!!” and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so Clark waits several months for the whole thing to die down before showing up as Superman to some party Bruce is attending and flying up to Bruce and going “paybacks a bitch” and just full on makes out with him in front of like a million reporters

deprofundisclamoadte

#imagine all the criminals trying to kidnap batman’s boyfriend and clark’s struggle to look like a Normal Human Man#‘yes you have definitely stabbed me i am very stabbed right now’ (x)

willietheplaidjacket

Now here’s a Batman Vs Superman I’d pay to see.

i-aint-even-bovvered
duplexide

I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.

duplexide

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(ARTIST’S RENDITION)

luckduracell

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Whipped up a concept of more candy style packaging, rather than the oreo pack look that he drew.

duplexide

This response still haunts me.

The more I reflect on it the more I believe this person knows me and knew this minimalist take would particularly piss me off. The fact this is on a throwaway account with this being their only post really enforces that. 

So who did this? You can come clean now, I promise I won’t get mad, please.   

sethrogensmohel

the best part of the minimalist rendition is the OU-D hechsher